Now, I try to be fairly positive on this blog, but today I came across something so unrelentingly ugly that I just have to disbarage it: the Burberry Knight bag. Granted, in the pictures it doesn't look so bad, but in person it looks like something that Hot Topic would reject for being overly dramatic yet cheap looking. However, the Knight is definitely not cheap at $2995.
This heavy metal beauty is about 18"by 11" by 5.5", or just big enough to give you some serious shoulder pain no matter what kind of shape you are in. Really though, the leather is sturdy enough that I have a feeling it would be bricklike even if it wasn't covered in studs (in it's defense, the leather probably has to be thick to support that kind of chain mail).
Here is a link to the bag on Burberry's website, if you feel so inclined. Here's another link to bag on Stylehive, where it has yet to receive a comment.
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